Dear Madame X, My lover wanted to do a money shot in my face. We’re pretty adventurous and I don’t mind much, only I’ve heard that sometimes you can do serious damage to your eye — something about the speed of the semen when it hits your face. Is it possible to get an injury ...
Dear Madame X, I’ve heard that putting Tabasco sauce in used condoms is a good way to avoid them being used by the girl afterward to get pregnant. I’ve been doing this for years but when I mentioned it to friend he said it as just an old wives tale. Does it work? What can ...
Herpes is one of the most common sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and once people have it they are stuck with it for life. Now it looks like this virus might hold the key to a cure for cancer!
Mack, Morning QuickieOh scientists, so much brain power and so little common sense! A new study purports to show that those earth-shattering noises a woman makes during sex are designed to manipulate men. That’s right, sex for women is not about pleasure, but about control. Now where have I heard that before?
Mick, Morning QuickieBecause natural pregnancy is inefficient, within 10 years all couples will be using IVF to have kids, scientists say. Yet more evidence that their keen understanding of human nature likely led to wedgies and swirlies at school. Sex will be relegated to a leisure activity, much like horseback riding or smoking pot. Of course, by ...
Mick, Morning Quickie
Raquel Welch, noted scientist and philosopher, is worried about the effect of the pill on morality. Women being able to have sex without consequences means that fewer want to get married. It also also led to men who can’t “keep it in their pants.” She rose prominence after the release of One Million Years B.C., ...
Betty White plays up her libido for comic effect, but when she was paired with Andy Samberg the skit was too hot for Saturday Night Live to air. This is the show that invented “Dick in a Box” and “Bitch Hunter,” for goodness sakes! Why is octogenarian sex such a taboo?
Mack, Morning QuickieSex toys aren’t just for people any more. In fact, they probably never were. Scientists have discovered that some chimps in Tanzania use leaves as a primitive sex toy to help get each other in the mood. There goes another indicator separating humans from the animal kingdom.
Mick, Morning QuickieOklahoma has just passed two incredibly controversial laws that limit a woman’s right to freedom of choice as well as invading her privacy around abortion. Informed choice? What’s that? Who cares?! Obviously the doctors’ rights are more important than the pregnant woman who might have a disabled child for the rest of her life.
Mack, Morning Quickie
Dear Madame X, I’d like to know about which contraception methods (except for sterilization) are most effective? I also wonder what their potential effects on libido (for chemical methods) and on sexual pleasure (for physical methods) are. How likely would unprotected sex result in actual pregnancy? -Always Good To Know Dear Always Good To Know, ...