Quickie Sex Tip
April 6, 2012 No CommentsTreat yourself to a new dress, or makeup, or lingerie. Feeling attractive and confident will also make you feel sexier and that’s always a good thing when looking to spice up your sex life!
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This Christmas, Celebrate Mrs. Claus Style
December 23, 2011 No CommentsSanta gets all the credit. He hears what people want for Christmas and personally delivers it, but I bet Mrs. Claus is the brains behind the whole operation. This year it’s time for Mrs. Claus to share in some of the glory. While Santa is off doing his thing and eating all the cookies ...
Lazy Vampire Sex Post
November 13, 2011 No CommentsSoon Bella Swan, of Twilight fame, will give birth to her vampire spawn. Or rather, after enduring an incredibly painful and life-threatening pregnancy, the baby will be literally ripped from her womb. It makes a girl wonder, why would anyone want to have sex with a vampire anyway? The Cracked team takes a stab (through ...
Hallowe’en Is For Sluts
October 31, 2011 No CommentsI have to confess. I don’t understand Hallowe’en. What little I know about Halloween, I got from movies I watched. I don’t understand the holiday because, for the larger part of my life, I never celebrated it. When I was 15-years-old and moved outside of my country of birth, I celebrated Hallowe’en for the first ...
Underthings Go Green! Save That Sexy Planet
October 24, 2011 No CommentsYou may be green, but what about your bra? Triumph International is making women’s sexuality even more appreciated, turning donated lace and underwire into Refuse Paper and Plastic Fuel (RPF). RPF is a cool form of energy that costs a lot less than Joe-average-coal and produces a hell of a lot less carbon dioxide. Sounds ...
Touch Your Titties, Say Half-Naked Men
October 11, 2011 No CommentsThe act is far from sexual, but there’s something playful about a hot guy reminding you that you’re due for a breast exam. It makes an ordinary and mundane chore seem more exciting, like flipping your calendar every month to reveal another hunky male firefighter. The new Rethink Breast Cancer campaign stimulates women’s visual senses ...
RIP Playboy Club
October 6, 2011 No Comments(September 19, 2011 – October 4, 2011) A moment of silence, please, for The Playboy Club. It passed away in the night, while its viewers were peacefully sleeping. It was three episodes old. It is survived by Mad Men and Pan Am. When it first hit the scene there was hope for the show. It ...
10 Reasons Canadian Men Are So Darn Crushable (Gosling Edition)
September 16, 2011 No CommentsEveryone loves Ryan Gosling. Even before his recent announcement that he would love to have children but that film was his partner for now, the internet forums devoted to his fantastic accent, and his movies featuring his abs, there was something about him that made grown women swoon. Could it be his Northern charm? So, ...
MTV Made Music Sexy
August 4, 2011 1 CommentIt’s hard to believe that Music Television, or MTV, was born on August 1, 1981, especially since many of us have buried it a long time ago. Whether you believe MTV to be dead or alive, it’s time to take a walk down memory lane in celebration of its 30th birthday. Watching MTV back in ...
Marilyn Monroe Was No Sex Tape Starlet
July 22, 2011 No CommentsWhen is a 60 year old sex tape worth half a million bucks? When its stars are six feet under. Poor Marilyn Monroe. She’s been dead for almost 50 years, but her body is still being used to make someone else money. She will forever be remembered as the most stunning, vibrant, and sexy woman ...
