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Your Vagina Is The Wrong Colour

Your Vagina Is The Wrong Colour

April 18, 2012 No Comments

Bad news, ladies. Companies have invented yet another thing that can be wrong with you. Not only is your hair too curly, your lips too thin, your waist too thick, and your armpits not smooth enough. Now it turns out that your vagina is too dark. But don’t fret! Your disgusting problem can be treated ...

With Skin White As Snow

With Skin White As Snow

October 28, 2011 1 Comment

Whiteness has always intrigued me. I have experienced several instances throughout my life where I yearned to “be white.” The books I read and the people I watched in films, movies and television shows as a child in Singapore were mostly white — not many looked or lived like I did. I was enraptured by the ...

The Dark Side Of Canadian Healthcare

The Dark Side Of Canadian Healthcare

October 14, 2011 No Comments

Canada may pride itself in being the first country in the world to declare multiculturalism as an official policy but there are darker sides to the story. Half a century ago, bell hooks argued that the female experience is different depending on skin colour. Today, it seems that a woman’s health appear to be related to complexion as well. A study ...

Should We Care If A Woman Is In Charge?

Should We Care If A Woman Is In Charge?

October 3, 2011 1 Comment

Every time a woman walks the political plank and doesn’t fall headfirst into shark-infested waters, we feel the need to celebrate. And so we should. She may have come from behind (she didn’t win the first-choice votes), but Alison Redford is now hailed as Alberta’s first female premier-designate. But as much as she should be ...

Has Beyoncé Turned White?

Has Beyoncé Turned White?

July 4, 2011 1 Comment

I was wandering around a music store when I first noticed Beyoncé’s new CD. At first glance I was confused. “Who is this light skinned, blonde haired, thin woman on the cover?” I asked myself. “And what has she done with the beautiful African American Beyoncé that I know and love?” I even thought it ...

Beauty Comes In All Shades

Beauty Comes In All Shades

June 21, 2011 No Comments

Indian women have wanted lighter skin for many years and skin care companies have been catering to their desire, but the problem is reaching new heights. The skin cream company Nivea is coming out with a skin-lightening deodorant that’s being marketed to dark-skinned women with catch phrases like “Shed Your Sleeves” and “The Biggest Freedom ...

Fake Tans Banned In Australia

Fake Tans Banned In Australia

November 26, 2010 No Comments

Winter kinda sucks. It’s dark and gloomy and there’s absolutely no sun to help you keep that healthy glow. And if you want to defy mother nature and get a fake tan (and live in New South Wales, Australia) if you’re under 30 years old or have certain skin types you will even be banned ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup