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A Handful is Enough

A Handful is Enough

April 14, 2011 No Comments

Busty babes have always been hot. This is unlikely to change since guys (and girls) just love to look at a nice rack. But if you’ve always had a small bust, it’s time to stop praying to the boob gods that you’ll one day be blessed with a bigger bra size (unless you’re signing up ...

Small Boobs Are Beautiful Too

Small Boobs Are Beautiful Too

September 2, 2010 No Comments

In spite of my ample bosom and the praise it has garnered me over the years, I have always been jealous of small-busted women. They can wear no-back, halter, and deep neck tops without having to worry about how their bra will suit their outfit or if they need to buy a new one with fancy straps. ...

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

September 1, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My wife has tiny breasts. I loved her figure when we first met but after 5 years together it doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I keep fantasizing about large breasted women and thinking about that is the only thing that turns me on. For the last six months I’ve imagined I ...

Fake Boobs Banned From Pirates

Fake Boobs Banned From Pirates

March 22, 2010 3 Comments

Disney not only discriminates against women with fake boobs but anyone who is above a size 6. They are filming a new Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and are being incredibly picky (discriminatory) about who they cast.

Small Boobs Banned From Porn To Prevent Pedophilia

Small Boobs Banned From Porn To Prevent Pedophilia

January 27, 2010 1 Comment

The Australian Classification Board is starting to ban small boobs in adult films because it wants to make sure that all actors are of legal age. I know plenty of adult women with small boobs, and plenty of teenagers with big boobs. This is incredibly offensive and will only make self-esteem and body image problems ...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

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