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Tight Underpants Will Lead To The End Of Men

Tight Underpants Will Lead To The End Of Men

February 25, 2012 No Comments

I read in the press this week that the previously popular theory that the male human chromosome was gradually disappearing (known as the “Rotting Y” theory) has recently been debunked by research. Apparently, some monkeys to whom we’re distantly related turned out to be just as manly as us, or something, and this shows that ...

Late Parenthood: A Risky Business For Men Too

Late Parenthood: A Risky Business For Men Too

January 17, 2012 No Comments

Women and men, it seems, are in the same boat on the sea of fertility. As we age, the ride to parenthood gets rockier. We most often talk about women’s bodies being ticking time bombs, but just as a woman’s “fecundity and fertility starts to decline precipitously after 32, a man’s semen quality and fertility also ...

The Male Pill: A Double-Edged Sword

The Male Pill: A Double-Edged Sword

August 6, 2011 1 Comment

The Male Pill is apparently on its way. Yes, soon men will be able to take care of their contraceptive needs in a convenient tablet to be crumbled daily over their Cheerios, and need never bother with the difficulty, embarrassment and expense of condoms ever again. Women will be protected from the risk of unwanted ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

August 5, 2011 3 Comments

Do you worry that you might get pregnant even if he doesn’t ejaculate inside of you? Pre-cum might contain sperm, but this chance is incredibly small (especially if he has urinated since his last ejaculation) and usually it won’t happen. But, we can’t always predict it and it is a possibility, so if you are ...

Choosing A Daddy

Choosing A Daddy

July 27, 2011 No Comments

If you want your baby-daddy to enjoy arts and crafts, be soft-spoken and caring yet dress like a rock star, now you can find a man who matches your criteria. For those unable to have kids, same-sex couples and single adults who desire a child of their own, you can now go online from the ...

Coming Soon: The Pill For Men

Coming Soon: The Pill For Men

June 7, 2011 No Comments

Ladies, you can finally breathe a sigh of relief. In a couple years, you may be able to sit back and relax. No more daily pill popping, Depo-Provera injection every three months or wrestling with the female condom. A pill for men is in the works! Like the conventional pill for women, the pill made ...

Understanding The Menstrual Cycle

Understanding The Menstrual Cycle

March 17, 2011 No Comments

It’s a sad fact that many women don’t understand their menstrual cycle. When is their period due? When do they ovulate? When can they have sex and not get pregnant? When have they been at risk and needed emergency contraception? I hear women asking these questions all the time, and they are often grown adults ...

Healthy Sperm, Healthy Baby

Healthy Sperm, Healthy Baby

January 20, 2011 No Comments

Men who take vitamin and antioxidant supplements have a better chance of getting their partner pregnant or have a live birth than men who don’t. Researchers looked at more than 1,000 couples at fertility clinics and found that those men who were having problems with subfertility did better if they took these supplements. Wow, what a surprise! The ...

Addicted To Semen

Addicted To Semen

September 30, 2010 No Comments

Yuck! Who would be addicted to semen? Apparently, your vagina. Women who have regular unprotected sex can become depressed when they go through dry-spells, according to a study of 300 women by New York State University. However, they are less likely to be depressed, or commit suicide, than the women who regularly use condoms. The ...

Will Tabasco Sauce In Condom Kill Sperm?

Will Tabasco Sauce In Condom Kill Sperm?

August 4, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Madame X, I’ve heard that putting Tabasco sauce in used condoms is a good way to avoid them being used by the girl afterward to get pregnant. I’ve been doing this for years but when I mentioned it to friend he said it as just an old wives tale. Does it work? What can ...

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Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup