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Doctors Silence The Biological Clock As Test Reveals When Every Individual Woman Will Lose Fertility

Doctors Silence The Biological Clock As Test Reveals When Every Individual Woman Will Lose Fertility

June 27, 2010 No Comments

The problem with biological clocks is that for all their tick-tick-ticking, you never know when they will go off. That dilemma is a thing of the past as doctors can now reveal when a women will become infertile, and when they will go through menopause. This discovery will change the world, just wait and see. ...

By 2020, All Babies Will Be Test Tube Babies (And Sex Will Be Just For Fun)

By 2020, All Babies Will Be Test Tube Babies (And Sex Will Be Just For Fun)

May 17, 2010 No Comments

Because natural pregnancy is inefficient, within 10 years all couples will be using IVF to have kids, scientists say. Yet more evidence that their keen understanding of human nature likely led to wedgies and swirlies at school. Sex will be relegated to a leisure activity, much like horseback riding or smoking pot. Of course, by ...

Girls’ Bikes Suck

It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

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