I read in the press this week that the previously popular theory that the male human chromosome was gradually disappearing (known as the “Rotting Y” theory) has recently been debunked by research. Apparently, some monkeys to whom we’re distantly related turned out to be just as manly as us, or something, and this shows that ...
Hal Sparks thinks pussies are invincible! And we have to agree.
Dear Madame X, The monster in my pants in scaring me. I only wish I were talking about my larger than life penis but I’m actually worried about my giant balls. A female friend noticed that they were especially grand and ever since then I can’t shake the notion that they’ve actually gotten bigger. Like ...
Carrying on from last time, here are three more questions Mrs Lobster thought it might be nice to have an answer to. I’m not replying to womankind on behalf of mankind, I just thought it might be of moderate (or even slight) interest. Why do men cry less than women? Do you suppress it, do ...
Don’t think that vibrators are only for women — men like a little stimulation too! Use it to stimulate his testicles and the length of his penis. He may be shy, but once he tries it he won’t go back.
This week, April 1-7, is Testicular Cancer Awareness Week. Women are well aware of the importance of breast self-examination, but how many of you men feel your balls on a regular basis? Testicular cancer is most prevalent among men under 35 and for those between 15 and 44. So just as we teach girls about ...
The new American airline regulations are meeting stiff resistance from the public. They don’t understand why they have to walk through a machine which shows them naked, but will not reveal anything hidden in cavities. They are angry that their only other options involves having their genitals groped by a stranger. The new frisking guidelines ...
Ever wonder what animal has the biggest balls? Scientists have discovered that the Bushcricket’s take up 14% of its total body weight — that’s the equivalent of a human man’s testicles weighing 11 pounds each! In spite of these big balls the crickets only release a small amount of sperm with each ejaculation. The theory ...
An angry woman ripped off the testicle of her ex-boyfriend in a rage after he refused to have sex with her. They had been in a long-term relationship but recently broke up. I can see why: this woman is clearly insane! Apparently she was fighting with him and he threw her out of his house. She ...
It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...
The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...
Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...
Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...
My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...
Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...
The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...
Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...
