Lazy Sunday Tough Pussy Post
November 27, 2011 No CommentsHal Sparks thinks pussies are invincible! And we have to agree.
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Do Big Balls Mean Cancer?
November 23, 2011 No CommentsDear Madame X, The monster in my pants in scaring me. I only wish I were talking about my larger than life penis but I’m actually worried about my giant balls. A female friend noticed that they were especially grand and ever since then I can’t shake the notion that they’ve actually gotten bigger. Like ...
What Being Kicked In The Balls Really Feels Like
November 12, 2011 No CommentsCarrying on from last time, here are three more questions Mrs Lobster thought it might be nice to have an answer to. I’m not replying to womankind on behalf of mankind, I just thought it might be of moderate (or even slight) interest. Why do men cry less than women? Do you suppress it, do ...
Quickie Sex Tip
May 13, 2011 No CommentsDon’t think that vibrators are only for women — men like a little stimulation too! Use it to stimulate his testicles and the length of his penis. He may be shy, but once he tries it he won’t go back.
Feel Your Balls, Boys!
April 1, 2011 No CommentsThis week, April 1-7, is Testicular Cancer Awareness Week. Women are well aware of the importance of breast self-examination, but how many of you men feel your balls on a regular basis? Testicular cancer is most prevalent among men under 35 and for those between 15 and 44. So just as we teach girls about ...
Hey TSA, Frisk This!
November 16, 2010 No CommentsThe new American airline regulations are meeting stiff resistance from the public. They don’t understand why they have to walk through a machine which shows them naked, but will not reveal anything hidden in cavities. They are angry that their only other options involves having their genitals groped by a stranger. The new frisking guidelines ...
Crickets Have Big Balls
November 10, 2010 No CommentsEver wonder what animal has the biggest balls? Scientists have discovered that the Bushcricket’s take up 14% of its total body weight — that’s the equivalent of a human man’s testicles weighing 11 pounds each! In spite of these big balls the crickets only release a small amount of sperm with each ejaculation. The theory ...
Don’t Turn Her Down Or She May Rip Your Balls Off! (OUCH!)
November 26, 2009 No CommentsAn angry woman ripped off the testicle of her ex-boyfriend in a rage after he refused to have sex with her. They had been in a long-term relationship but recently broke up. I can see why: this woman is clearly insane! Apparently she was fighting with him and he threw her out of his house. She ...
