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It Isn’t Rape If The Goverment Says It’s Okay

It Isn’t Rape If The Goverment Says It’s Okay

March 13, 2012 No Comments

Garry Trudeau’s Doonesbury cartoon strip which compares the vaginal ultrasound Texas women are forced to have before an abortion (in addition to an imposed waiting period) to rape has been pulled from several newspapers. I’ve yet to hear a sensible explanation for this decision. Trudeau is one of many voices in the United States objecting ...

The Cry For Alternative Breast Cancer Screening

The Cry For Alternative Breast Cancer Screening

September 19, 2011 1 Comment

Although medicine continues to make tremendous leaps and bounds (just look at Charla Nash’s new face), it’s certainly not infallible. Amy Colton is just one woman who has first hand experience of its imperfections. When she hit 40, she was diligent about getting regular mammograms. But seven years after her first one, she discovered the ...

TSA Agents Grope Without Consequence

TSA Agents Grope Without Consequence

May 30, 2011 No Comments

Apparently knowingly and recklessly groping airplane passengers, in the name of safety, is fair game in our country. The Texas government attempted to pass a bill prohibiting TSA agents in airports from intentionally touching flyers’ private areas while examining for safety. Unfortunately, the bill that was cleared by the Texas House of Representatives on a ...

More Chicks To Bang: Sex Offender Edition

More Chicks To Bang: Sex Offender Edition

May 16, 2011 No Comments

The women who commit sexual abuse are terrifying creatures with a hidden agenda. However, a new list of “hot” sex offenders helpfully ranks them according to their level of attractiveness. Why publish such a thing? What makes “hot” an appropriate adjective? Apparently after reading the thunderstorm of angry comments, they realised they needed to clear ...

Supreme Court Says Girl Should Have Cheered For Her Rapist

Supreme Court Says Girl Should Have Cheered For Her Rapist

May 4, 2011 No Comments

A cheerleader was raped by her school’s football star Rakheem Bolton and the 16-year-old refused to cheer for him at a game. So she was kicked off of the squad. Her parents sued the school for inhibiting her right to free speech, but the Supreme Court refused to hear it. Apparently “school spirit” means cheering ...

Women Don’t Want Protection, We Want Support

Women Don’t Want Protection, We Want Support

May 4, 2011 No Comments

I cannot figure out whether the members of American state legislatures are hypocrites or completely oblivious when it comes to reproductive rights issues. A bill that would mandate women getting abortions to have ultra sounds performed so they can view the image and hear the fetal heart beat tentatively passed the state Senate floor today. ...

Pakistan Now Protects Transgender Rights Better Than Texas

Pakistan Now Protects Transgender Rights Better Than Texas

April 27, 2011 1 Comment

Two big changes regarding transgender rights have been proposed this week. One would legally recognize transgendered citizens as a third gender, and one would refuse to recognize a sex change. Let’s see if you can guess which law was proposed in the US and which in Pakistan. If you guessed that Pakistan proposed recognizing a ...

Fat Beauty Queen Wins Crown Back

Fat Beauty Queen Wins Crown Back

March 25, 2011 No Comments

Miss San Antonio, Texas, had her crown taken away from her because, she claims, they thought she was too fat to keep it. Domonique Ramirez, a 17-year-old who wears a size 2, had her crown given to the competition runner-up in February, but has since won it back. The jury clearly wasn’t too sure what ...

Scholarship For White Men Only

Scholarship For White Men Only

March 1, 2011 4 Comments

Applicants for a new $500 scholarship must be “Male – No less than 25% Caucasian.” The Former Majority Association for Equality, the group who launched the scholarship, swears that they are not motivated by racism, but by equality. Their mission statement reads: We have a very simple mission: to fill in the gap in the ...

Racist (?) Anti-Abortion Billboard In Texas

Racist (?) Anti-Abortion Billboard In Texas

September 3, 2010 No Comments

Is an abnormally high reduction in the number of children born in your own race considered racist or genocidal? Or are you simply looking out for your family by allocating resources and making sure every child is wanted? A controversial billboard in Texas proclaims “Black & Unwanted” with a photo of a sad Black baby’s ...

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Girls’ Bikes Suck

It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

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