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Helpful Tips On A Lazy Sunday Post

Helpful Tips On A Lazy Sunday Post

August 7, 2011 1 Comment

Sometimes when it’s late at night — you’re coming home from a party looking fine and have a little bit too much liquor in your system — bad things can happen. Terrible things that will change your life forever. It can affect your self worth, your future relationships and how you see the world. But ...

What Your Mom Would Say About New Years Eve

What Your Mom Would Say About New Years Eve

December 31, 2010 No Comments

Don’t you look nice! Where are you going tonight? Well, doesn’t that sound… fun. Listen sweetie, before you head out remember what I said about keeping safe: Watch your drink ~ Even at a house party there could be some friend of a friend with a chemistry degree so keep your eye on your glass. ...

Are You Too Dumb To Divorce?

Are You Too Dumb To Divorce?

September 27, 2010 No Comments

“There is an argument to be made for banning certain people from divorcing on the grounds that they’re too thick to cope with the aftermath.” Divorce is a difficult process. There is a family to divide, items to claim, sides to be taken. On the whole the people involved need a large helping of common ...

15 Impossible Tips To Avoid Divorce

15 Impossible Tips To Avoid Divorce

July 7, 2010 No Comments

Want a long, stable marriage? The trick is to marry an optometrist, agree to have two male children and SMILE! Take pains to avoid any kind of personal problem or health issue. And ladies, avoid the military at all costs. Anneli Rufus has compiled a list of scientific studies that predict divorce. It’s a fascinating ...

My Partner’s Impotence Is My Unintentional Celibacy

My Partner’s Impotence Is My Unintentional Celibacy

May 23, 2010 1 Comment

My partner is impotent. The medication he is on makes his penis small and tucked away, as if he is constantly cold. With the nicest attention it will peak its head out before limply pulling back. Sex is entirely out of the question. But this article is not about it. It is about me.

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

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