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Going On Holiday? Don’t Forget Your Vibrator!

Going On Holiday? Don’t Forget Your Vibrator!

October 26, 2011 2 Comments

If you travel a lot, you may choose to pack some pleasure in your suitcase. With masturbation on the mind, Jill Filipovic took her silver bullet, “a discreet mini vibrator,” on a journey overseas. Really, I can think of no better travel companion. It’s a given that your baggage will be inspected by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), ...

TSA Reaches New Low, Pats Down A Breast Cancer Survivor’s Chest

TSA Reaches New Low, Pats Down A Breast Cancer Survivor’s Chest

October 5, 2011 No Comments

A breast cancer survivor suffered a humiliating pat down at the hands of TSA agents, one which could have easily been avoided. Lori Dorn is a breast cancer survivor and recipient of breast implants after a bilateral mastectomy. Flying from New York JFK to San Francisco, she was told that she would need to have ...

Gay TSA Staff Enjoy Sexually Assaulting You

Gay TSA Staff Enjoy Sexually Assaulting You

December 2, 2010 No Comments

Regardless of your sexual orientation, the TSA’s “pat down, feel up” security checks are invasive and uncomfortable. And giving the pat down must feel just as awkward. Oh wait – I forgot that gay men are always up for sex and like to grope other men, regardless of whether they want it or not. Yes, all gay men like to ...

Hey TSA, Frisk This!

Hey TSA, Frisk This!

November 16, 2010 No Comments

The new American airline regulations are meeting stiff resistance from the public. They don’t understand why they have to walk through a machine which shows them naked, but will not reveal anything hidden in cavities. They are angry that their only other options involves having their genitals groped by a stranger. The new frisking guidelines ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup