Tag Archive

Shave Your Ugly Beard!

Shave Your Ugly Beard!

April 25, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend has grown a beard and I hate it! Can I tell him to shave? He really likes it but I don’t know how long I can take it. Eyes Are Burning Dear Eyes Are Burning, Honesty is a good policy normally but you don’t want him to feel ugly. How ...

Fear Of Men’s Sexuality (Well, Just The Ugly Ones)

Fear Of Men’s Sexuality (Well, Just The Ugly Ones)

July 23, 2011 No Comments

My attention was drawn this week to an article in the Guardian.  This article made the point that, in these days of greater-than-ever freedom and appreciation for female sexuality, male sexuality has become a feared and mistrusted aspect of modern life.  From current misgivings on the sexualization of children — in which girls are the ...

Lack Of Mirrors Reveals The Ugly Truth

Lack Of Mirrors Reveals The Ugly Truth

June 20, 2011 No Comments

Marianne Powers is a typical woman: self-loathing and over-analyzing of every pore in the mirror each day. After realizing how much her mirror obsession was controlling her and her friends alike, she decided to create a little test. She would go a full month without looking in a mirror or reflective surface of any kind. ...

Down With The Gender Bias In Books

Down With The Gender Bias In Books

May 12, 2011 No Comments

I don’t know about you, but I read books for the story. The protagonist’s gender doesn’t matter so much as the central message and the general feeling you get when you’re reading. I like to feel inspired, enlightened or mystified, among other grand sentiments. Thankfully, the National Post seems to be with me on this. ...

Pretty Has A Price

Pretty Has A Price

May 3, 2011 2 Comments

It’s no big deal, it’s just your brains. Once you hit sixteen, you go to get your full plastic surgery makeover and never look back. If your lips are too small, the doctors fill them out. If you’re too skinny, they stretch your skin and make you look plump and healthy. If you have scars, ...

Beauty And The Been There Done That

Beauty And The Been There Done That

February 7, 2011 No Comments

The message behind Beauty and the Beast is that inside every ugly person is a pretty one waiting to get out. Beastly is a modern, edgy remake about a pretty boy who becomes… well, not ugly so much as alternative. He must learn that he can be loved despite his new look and in the ...

A Dating Site For The Ugly People

A Dating Site For The Ugly People

August 31, 2010 No Comments

If you’re ugly and can’t find a date then this website is for you! Fed up with the “lovey dovey dating sites that show perfectly pretty people walking hand in hand on a wind swept beach”, The Ugly Bug Ball (or TUBB as it cleverly calls itself) aims to bring ugly people together. They point ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup