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Unicorn Collection Is For Children, Not Grown Women!

Unicorn Collection Is For Children, Not Grown Women!

March 21, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My girlfriend is obsessed with unicorns. She collects unicorn toys, and has pictures of them all over her bedroom. I think this is very strange for a 34-year-old. Does this mean she is crazy? Should I dump her? Unicorn Hater Dear Hater, Plenty of people have plenty of strange collections. There are ...

Unicorns Are A Girl’s Best Friend

Unicorns Are A Girl’s Best Friend

April 8, 2011 No Comments

Girls like lots of things — unicorns, rainbows, serenades, and love stories. But as women, we grow out of those childish things. Or do we? Enter the Serenading Unicorn, that latest viral video campaign to leap it’s way around the web. In his latest video, he teamed up with Sarah Silverman to produce an old ...

Lazy Sunday Post: Unicorns!

Lazy Sunday Post: Unicorns!

October 3, 2010 No Comments

What is with the smear campaign against unicorns? But on another note: Dear Humans, Why are you still looking for unicorns? Are we not good enough? Sincerely, Narwhals.

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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