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Facebook (OK With Being A Dick, But Not A Cunt) Censors Women’s Pages

Facebook (OK With Being A Dick, But Not A Cunt) Censors Women’s Pages

August 1, 2010 No Comments

Vulvas are great. Ladies like’em and most men I’ve spoken to are big fans. But for some reason Facebook has decided that they are icky. If you discuss them on your Facebook page then your account might get deleted, without any warning.

Women Need To Get More Anal

Women Need To Get More Anal

April 22, 2010 2 Comments

A lot of people say anal isn’t really sex. It’s a good alternative which preserves their virginity or keeps their numbers down. Whatever. The thing is that it still requires a condom and less than a quarter of women polled by the NYC Department of Health report used protection. The report, “Women, Unprotected Anal Sex ...

Pubic Hair Is Back And Here To Stay

Pubic Hair Is Back And Here To Stay

April 21, 2010 3 Comments

Pubic hair is shocking. Proper ladies don’t have it, assuming it shows a lack of hygiene and general slothfulness. It’s also just so damn messy. However in a recent photo shoot for French Vogue, Crystal Renn proves that it is also just so damn sexy. [NSFW] Pubic hair was disappearing. It went from the wild ...

Lady Gaga Wants To Comment On Her Dick And/Or Vagina

Lady Gaga Wants To Comment On Her Dick And/Or Vagina

February 25, 2010 No Comments

Lady Gaga poses on the cover of the Q with her dick out. “I want to comment on [my dick] in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it. And I want to call this piece Lady Gaga Dies Hard,” she said. Of course the mag went with “Lady Gaga has Risen.” “We all ...

Vajazzle Your Vajayjay Ladies

Vajazzle Your Vajayjay Ladies

January 18, 2010 No Comments

During an interview about a topic that everyone has since forgotten, Jennifer Love Hewitt advised women to “vajazzle their vajayjays.” Vajazzling (vagina + bedazzle) is the art of adhering Swarovski-crystals to your “precious lady.” (Video after jump)

Bidding Farewell To The Beaver

Bidding Farewell To The Beaver

January 17, 2010 No Comments

  The word “Beaver” is apparently so distasteful that many Canadians would refuse to buy a magazine of that name, whatever the topic. This has prompted Canada’s second oldest magazine, The Beaver, to change its name. The journal and related emails were being relegated to the spam folder because of the sexual connotations of the ...

Quest For Perfect Vulva Increases Surgeries

Quest For Perfect Vulva Increases Surgeries

November 11, 2009 1 Comment

Labioplasty, or surgery on the outer part of the vulva, is increasing as women search for “aesthetically pleasing genitals”. This is in spite of a lack of knowledge about any long-term effects. Women must understand that there is no such thing as a perfect vulva and by giving in to this surgery there are some very serious ...

Smell Of Pussy "Like Wine Or Cologne"

Smell Of Pussy "Like Wine Or Cologne"

October 7, 2009 No Comments

Mick // Douches are unhealthy and unnecessary, which you probably knew. What you might not have known is that some men don’t like it when you mess with your natural scent. Two men, one a “vaginal sommelier,” discuss their likes and dislikes after the jump.

Freud Was Right?

Freud Was Right?

September 16, 2009 2 Comments

The perpetually-penis fixated doc was convinced that the best, more “mature” orgasms, involved classic man in woman action. A woman satisfied by any means other than full-on sex was the sign of a less mentally developed female. Sigh… according to results from a study done by the University of the West of Scotland he was ...

See You Next Tuesday

See You Next Tuesday

September 2, 2009 No Comments

An article about “cunt” in Newsweek cleverly manages to avoid all use of the word. Author Kathleen Deveny begins by saying it’s the only thing she cannot say in front of her mom. Children are taught which words have the power to shock and which don’t. “Poopy” ellicits laughter while “shit” can get you sent ...

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A Summer Of Drowning

John Burnside’s novel A Summer of Drowning takes us into the mind of Liv, a woman remembering the strange,...

Quote Of The Week

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. ~...

Lazy Sunday Complicated Post

Are you a couple? Aren’t you? Maybe it’s just complicated. Thanks to xkcd.

A 21st Century Madonna/Whore

This week I had a meltdown. In its wake, the remains of a Very Nice and Thoughtful Man who...

Quickie Sex Tip

If you are breastfeeding your child, they are less than six months old, they only eat breastmilk (no other...

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Actually, some time in the 1980s in a flat...

No Chemistry With My Date

Dear Madame X, I have been on a few dates with a guy I met online. He is really...

Surviving Rape In South Africa

Achmat Dangor’s novel Bitter Fruit begins in post-apartheid South Africa, when Silas spots the police lieutenant who raped Lydia...

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