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Hail To The V!

Hail To The V!

July 19, 2011 No Comments

Ad campaigns featuring feminine hygiene products often feature a woman with long flowing hair jumping around in a field of fresh flowers, if not a depressed woman in a hoodie looking embarrassed. Thankfully, Summer’s Eve has stopped trying to convince women they need to smell like lilacs down there. Their ad campaign celebrates the vagina ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

May 20, 2011 2 Comments

Ladies, want to know when you’re ovulating? If you keep an eye on vaginal discharge it gets goopy and like egg white during ovulation (approx two weeks before your period starts). Sperm can live seven days inside you and your egg only about 24 hours so make sure you’re having sex at the right time ...

Vaginal Discharge Is Your Friend — Stop Hatin’

Vaginal Discharge Is Your Friend — Stop Hatin’

May 6, 2011 2 Comments

Any conversation I hear about vaginas, whether it’s in the media or in my circle of friends, revolves around the fact that it’s an unfathomable and mysterious cave of pleasure, yes, but also slight disgust. Period blood flows out of there every 28 days. Ew. And everyday, it spews out vaginal discharge. Double Ew! Except ...

Douching After Sex Hurts, Not Helps, Your Vagina

Douching After Sex Hurts, Not Helps, Your Vagina

January 20, 2010 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, After sex my friend always showers up there, to wash the sperm out (she’s also on the pill). She says that sperm stays in your body a long time and you need to make sure it has left. I’m worried that the water pressure would just push the sperm further up inside, ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup