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Dubai Pays Lip Service To Love

Dubai Pays Lip Service To Love

March 17, 2010 No Comments

Dubai gets a lot of attention for its staggering displays of wealth, as it positions itself as a London-meets-Disneyland on crack. But that wasn’t the experience for one British couple, who face a 30-day jail sentence for kissing. Back in November, the two defendants were casually strolling through a beachfront shopping mall when the offending ...

Valentine’s Day Cancelled At Primary School

Valentine’s Day Cancelled At Primary School

February 13, 2010 No Comments

A school in England has cancelled Valentine’s Day to reduce the “emotional trauma” that will be experienced by those who don’t get cards. They will even go so far as to confiscate any Valentine’s cards found among the students. Parents think it’s silly and confusing for the kids but the school says: Ashcombe is a primary school ...

Want To Increase Your Chances Of Pregnancy? Make Sure You Have Several Lovers

Want To Increase Your Chances Of Pregnancy? Make Sure You Have Several Lovers

February 12, 2010 5 Comments

Scientists have found that sperm swim faster when they have a competitor. So if you want to increase your chances of pregnancy you should make sure you have more than one lover! Scientists “found that sperm from promiscuous mice swam 5 micrometres a second – or 0.00018 km/h – faster than sperm from monogamous males.” ...

Thanks Honey, But I’d Rather Spend The Night With Fido — One Fifth Of Adults Choose Pets Over Partners

Thanks Honey, But I’d Rather Spend The Night With Fido — One Fifth Of Adults Choose Pets Over Partners

February 11, 2010 1 Comment

A poll has revealed that 21% of adults around the world would rather spend Valentine’s Day with their pets instead of their lover. Perhaps being in the dog house isn’t such a bad thing after all. The break down by country is interesting, and of course the romantic French are the least likely to spend ...

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Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

Body Hair Is The Pits! Seriously?

The British nation stood shocked this morning. No, it was nothing to do with us being back in recession...

Racist Family Offending My Spouse

Dear Madame X, I am in an interracial marriage. Things are fine most of the time, but members of...

Young Adam Is A Misogynist

There’s not much that hasn’t been said about Alexander Trocchi’s treatment of women, real and literary. I read Young...

Lazy Sunday Hair Post

Check out 200,000 years of of women’s hair and makeup!

Nobody Likes A Cock

My attention was brought this week to an article claiming that men exaggerate more than women. Nothing new in...

Tampon Conspiracy; There Is One

There I was in the supermarket. It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary shop. Nothing sinister about the...

Titanic Feminism

Don’t tell anyone — but I turned 30 today! Last night, to celebrate the last day in my 20s,...

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