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		<title>Lazy Vampire Sex Post</title>
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		<category><![CDATA[Being Human]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bella Swan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Soon Bella Swan, of Twilight fame, will give birth to her vampire spawn. Or rather, after enduring an incredibly painful and life-threatening pregnancy, the baby will be literally ripped from her womb. It makes a girl wonder, why would anyone want to have sex with a vampire anyway? The Cracked team takes a stab (through [...]<div class="crp_related"><h3><BR ...>For Your Reading Pleasure:</h3><ul><li><a href="http://morningquickie.com/2011/06/26/lazy-sunday-star-wars-post/"     class="crp_title">Lazy Sunday Star Wars Post</a></li><li><a href="http://morningquickie.com/2010/08/22/lazy-sunday-post-3/"     class="crp_title">Lazy Sunday Post: What A Feminist Looks Like</a></li><li><a href="http://morningquickie.com/2010/09/12/lazy-sunday-post-6/"     class="crp_title">Lazy Sunday Post: Mad Men And Witty Women</a></li><li><a href="http://morningquickie.com/2010/09/05/lazy-sunday-post-5/"     class="crp_title">Lazy Sunday Post: Penguins!</a></li><li><a href="http://morningquickie.com/2010/12/05/lazy-sunday-post-17/"     class="crp_title">Lazy Sunday Post: How Women Process Information</a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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