Deny it all you want. Swear that you’ve never seen them. Say that Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak. But deep down you know that the Twilight Saga has always intrigued you even just a little bit. In light of the release of Breaking Dawn: Part 1, the fourth installment of the saga, I must ask: why ...
Soon Bella Swan, of Twilight fame, will give birth to her vampire spawn. Or rather, after enduring an incredibly painful and life-threatening pregnancy, the baby will be literally ripped from her womb. It makes a girl wonder, why would anyone want to have sex with a vampire anyway? The Cracked team takes a stab (through ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend really likes handcuffs, whips and the whole deal. He thinks I’m sexy in leather. He keeps asking me to be rougher in bed, which I don’t really like. He asked me several times to try dying my hair red and even bought me some dye from a pharmacy! I always ...
There’s a lot to like about True Blood — its sense of humor, the best opening credits in TV history — but have you noticed how nearly all the powerful roles on the show belong to women? I don’t think any other show has ever been so consistent and unfailing in making women the drivers ...
Enough of the miserable Monday blues, it’s time for lusty lundi (yes folks, that’s French for Monday and French is sexy, n’est-ce pas?). A lot of people feel like this when they have to go back to work on Mondays. Or this… But I say: So here are a few of my favourite things and ...
Everybody seems to love True Blood, and The Sookie Stackhouse Novels that the show is based upon are even better. If you think seeing the TV show is good enough you are missing out. And if you haven’t seen the TV show these books definitely stand alone. This is a ten book series with an eleventh in ...
At least, that’s what they’d like us to think. There is a subculture of people who like to drink blood during sex. They embrace the darker side of their humanity and believe they have the power of seduction. They call themselves vampires. “Self-identified vampires realize humans are a mix of light and dark,” said D. ...
It’s bound to quicken your blood. Rolling Stone has just released their latest True Blood cover which features the show’s stars wearing nothing but O+. The full images is below, but obviously NSFW. If your significant other has issues with period sex, this cover should be enough to change his mind. The three steamy stars ...
Twihards are described as either insipid teenager girls or lonely middle-aged women. The movies have been universally panned by critics but perhaps they don’t see the films the way the fans do. Are they intimidated by the female gaze? The most noticeable feature about Edward Cullen is his flushed red lips, that is if you ...
Imagine a review of Twilight written by a middle aged Englishman who hates romance and thinks that vampires are the lamest monster ever. Oh yes, it happened. And it’s even funnier than you think. Charlie Brooker is a columnist for the Guardian who just found out that Twilight is a love story. Yesterday. His inexplicable ...
So, we’re having this baby. It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...
I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...
Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...
Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...
Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...
Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...
All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...
