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Frisky On The Honeymoon, Forget It At Home

Frisky On The Honeymoon, Forget It At Home

February 2, 2012 No Comments

During a couple’s “honeymoon phase” usually the only thing on the menu is sex. But once this phase is over and your crotch is burning from over-stimulation, perhaps you start to focus on other parts of your relationship. Maybe you even find lame excuses to say no to sex. Supposedly, this is a phenomenon unique to ...

Get It While You Still Can! Men Are Losing Their Hormones

Get It While You Still Can! Men Are Losing Their Hormones

November 4, 2011 No Comments

While the world has been busy obsessing over female hormones and growth, we have missed out on a huge problem affecting us in a different way. Forty percent of men over the age of 45 have a testosterone deficiency. Uh oh. Aside from the expected irritability and loss in strength, almost all of the symptoms ...

No Babies For Fat Ladies

No Babies For Fat Ladies

September 23, 2011 No Comments

Doctors are discussing whether fat women deserve to have babies. Specifically, they are deciding whether obese patients should have access to fertility treatments. “Get off your 50 pounds or so and exercise and then see where your fertility is at,” said Beverly Hanck, executive director of the Infertility Awareness Association of Canada. Obese women, even if ...

Packaging Women’s Pleasure

Packaging Women’s Pleasure

July 28, 2011 No Comments

Attempts have been made to map out the mysteries of female pleasure, but women’s sexuality continues to evade art and science. Mind you, art has put in a valiant effort. Films have given us a representation of female pleasure that is so desirable we can’t help but cross our fingers that it’s real. Just as ...

Woman Keeps Her Burglar As A Sex Slave

Woman Keeps Her Burglar As A Sex Slave

July 15, 2011 No Comments

There’s a line where self-defense ends and the attacked becomes the attacker. Olga Zajac, a 28-year-old Russian salon owner not only crossed that line. She trampled all over it, slashed it and threw it out like a dirty trash bag. When 32-year-old Viktor Jasinski tried to rob her salon, being learned in the art of ...

Fear Of Fatherhood Leads To Faulty Penis

Fear Of Fatherhood Leads To Faulty Penis

June 29, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My penis is unhealthy. When it gets up it won’t stay up and then she cries and I feel terrible. My lady and I are trying to have kids and she wants them real bad. I want to have sex. I’m only 35. Should I take Viagra? Is the cheap Canadian stuff ...

New Condom Keeps Him Hard (And You Safe)

New Condom Keeps Him Hard (And You Safe)

May 10, 2011 2 Comments

A new “Viagra condom” is hoping to keep guys erect longer and promote safer sex. Let’s be honest. Condoms kind of suck. Suck mainly for guys, that is. Men are constantly complaining of a number of things: “I can’t FEEL you” tends to be number one and “I can’t finish with one on–my dick won’t ...

Erection Pill That Melts In Your Mouth

Erection Pill That Melts In Your Mouth

March 22, 2011 1 Comment

A new impotence drug has just been introduced that melts in your mouth like a fizzy candy. The theory is that men find the larger pills awkward, embarrassing, and inconvenient. They hope this new kind, that comes with a discreet black box that can be carried in a pocket, will help men who aren’t currently getting help ...

Sex On The Brain

Sex On The Brain

September 22, 2010 1 Comment

Those scientists are just too clever by half. First they determine that 90% of middle-aged women suffer from a new condition called sexual dysfunction. (I am no scientist, but if almost the entire population is affected, perhaps it is not a medical condition at all — just normal). Naming this condition is useful because it ...

Viagra To Be Sold Over-The-Counter

Viagra To Be Sold Over-The-Counter

September 20, 2010 No Comments

In the UK Viagra is about to be sold over the counter in the supermarket Tesco’s pharmacy section. This is only for men between 40 and 65 and they will all have a consultation with the pharmacist to check blood pressure, diabetes, and cholesterol levels. Professionals are saying this is a good thing because it ...

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Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup