Lazy Sunday Asian Girl Post
September 18, 2011 No CommentsEver wonder how to hit on an Asian girl? Here are a few friendly tips about how to speak to these exotic creatures.
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First Ever Iranian Sex Education Video Falls Short
September 14, 2011 No CommentsThe conservative country of Iran is finally starting to catch up with the rest of us by releasing the “government approved”, first ever, sex education video called Beloved Companion. This video is, of course, a great idea. It covers topics like foreplay, “the use of cologne to attract a partner, the importance of keeping your ...
Lazy Sunday Star Wars Post
June 26, 2011 No CommentsPrincess Leia is embedded in our minds, cinnamon bun hair and all. For many men of our generation she was their first fantasy and for many of us, she presented a strong woman who merged strength and sexuality. But this Leia fixation allowed my childhood mind to gloss over the fact that these movies ...
“Gangstas” Anally Assault Politician With Rifle In New Campaign Ad
June 15, 2011 No CommentsWhich is worse, racism or sexism? There is only one way to find out. Some conservative Californians decided to pit the two against one another, in a head to head battle. In the racist corner, we have comically stereotypical “gangstas” right out of a modern minstrel show. They display their bling and weapons in front ...
“Crappy Housewife” Fuses Disco Beats With Norwegian Rap
June 6, 2011 No CommentsA new video is set to reach Rebecca Black status, straight from Norway and into our gag reflexes. There is so much to say about Tonje Langetieg’s new song, I Don’t Wanna Be a Crappy Housewife. A red carpet entrance with our “star” looking completely high, the outfits, the bizarre club scene, the lyrics themselves ...
Bieber Fever Diagnosed By Scent
May 25, 2011 No CommentsJustin Bieber has now joined the ranks of a true celebrity, creating not cologne, but perfume, for his crying, screaming, crazy fans. With “Someday” on their necks, little girls who desperately want to call Bieber their own can smell as he wishes. Not only is he controlling his fans’ music, social, and personal lives, but ...
Unicorns Are A Girl’s Best Friend
April 8, 2011 No CommentsGirls like lots of things — unicorns, rainbows, serenades, and love stories. But as women, we grow out of those childish things. Or do we? Enter the Serenading Unicorn, that latest viral video campaign to leap it’s way around the web. In his latest video, he teamed up with Sarah Silverman to produce an old ...
Libyan Woman Escapes Rapists, Captured By Government Forces, Disppears
March 28, 2011 No Comments; A Libyan woman burst into the hotel where the international press were having breakfast, swearing that she had just escaped from being gang raped by 15 of Moammar Gadhafi’s men. “Look at what Gadhafi’s brigades did to me. My honor was violated by them,” said Eman al-Obeidy, exposing her bruised and bloody thigh. She ...
Lazy Sunday Post: Nine Sex Lives
March 27, 2011 No CommentsSex may not be the safest activity in the world but it might just be the most fun. Join Smutley on this epic quest for tail that leaves everyone smiling. Except AIDS. It never smiles.
Making Fun Of Celebrity Diets (With Celebrities)!
March 15, 2011 No CommentsThe deepest, darkest depths of the night are when the infomericals begin to hunt their prey. While our brains begin to work at only one fifth their usual capacity, their crazy logic begins to make sense. We wonder what we’ll watch on TV while using the ab cruncher, and agree that everything does look better ...
