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Real Life 40-Year-Old Virgin Sues The Joking Jerks

Real Life 40-Year-Old Virgin Sues The Joking Jerks

September 12, 2011 No Comments

We all know and (probably) loved the blockbuster hit The 40-Year-Old Virgin. The story goes something like this:  he is a virgin at age 40, all of his co-workers make fun of him once they find out, he falls in a love with a woman and they wind up happily married, dancing around the screen ...

The Benefits Of Mature Virginity

The Benefits Of Mature Virginity

August 1, 2011 1 Comment

Virginity loss has been the bane of many young people’s existence. Once friends take the plunge and spread legs, there is a fire that begins to burn inside, pushing you to join the club. But is the club really so fantastic any way? Obviously, sex is wonderful. It allows you to make mature decisions about ...

How To Become A Born-Again Virgin

How To Become A Born-Again Virgin

July 11, 2011 No Comments

You can fake interest, fake an orgasm, and now you can fake your virginity. Surely many women will feel it’s ridiculous to order a false hymen in the mail, but for others coming from cultures where pre-marital sex is unacceptable, it may be a blessing. For just $29.95, women can order a fake hymen from ...

Would You Wear This On Your Wedding Day?

Would You Wear This On Your Wedding Day?

June 21, 2011 No Comments

As much as we like to think that the union of two loving partners is the star of a wedding ceremony, let’s not deny it. The dress takes the cake. So for the ladies who really want to make an indelible impression on their guests, I present: the vagina wedding dress. Yes, this otherwise rather ...

Kids Wants Parents To Talk About Sex

Kids Wants Parents To Talk About Sex

June 15, 2011 No Comments

Parents, it turns out your kids actually do listen when you talk to them about sex. Almost everyone has had “the talk” with their parents. It is not always pleasant and may result in nausea or extreme embarrassment. My mother never lied to me about how babies were made, and I appreciate that honesty now ...

The Feminist Invasion

The Feminist Invasion

May 27, 2011 3 Comments

Feminism has grown from a fringe movement to a way of life. While most people understand the ideals and support them, whether or not they use the F-word, there are the people who are convinced that Feminists want to take over the world — rather like an alien invasion. The iconic image of Feminists are ...

Woman Arrested For Selling Her 11-Year-Old Daughter’s Virginity

Woman Arrested For Selling Her 11-Year-Old Daughter’s Virginity

May 25, 2011 No Comments

Utah is making all the headlines today. But this time, it is particularly gruesome. A mother from Salt Lake City, UT has been charged with two counts of aggravated sex abuse and two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor for trying to sell her 11-year-old daughter’s virginity for $10,000. Felicia Rea McClure’s negotiation was ...

Putting The Brakes On Sex And Marriage

Putting The Brakes On Sex And Marriage

May 20, 2011 No Comments

Maybe we’re hopeless romantics watching Sleepless in Seattle over and over again and waiting for the one or maybe we’re just cynical about relationships in general. Whatever it is, it seems we’re getting married and having sex less than ever before. A whopping 30 percent of Americans have never been married, according to US census ...

Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

May 5, 2011 1 Comment

You’ve always wondered exactly what it is. Before you lost your virginity you wondered if something would snap up there. Thinking back on all those times you were horny but too scared to risk breakage, you’ll love the new name for hymen. Like balls loaded with semen, the RSFU (the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education) ...

Royal Wedding Crisis As Archbishop Bows Out

Royal Wedding Crisis As Archbishop Bows Out

April 1, 2011 1 Comment

Kate and Wills are a modern couple who have lived together, on and off, for years. It should come as no surprise that in addition to the dishes and vacuuming, something else they shared was sex. Yet, the Church of England is not so up-to-date. The Archbishop of Canterbury has decided not to officiate the ...

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Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

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Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

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Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

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