Utah is making all the headlines today. But this time, it is particularly gruesome. A mother from Salt Lake City, UT has been charged with two counts of aggravated sex abuse and two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor for trying to sell her 11-year-old daughter’s virginity for $10,000. Felicia Rea McClure’s negotiation was ...
Maybe we’re hopeless romantics watching Sleepless in Seattle over and over again and waiting for the one or maybe we’re just cynical about relationships in general. Whatever it is, it seems we’re getting married and having sex less than ever before. A whopping 30 percent of Americans have never been married, according to US census ...
You’ve always wondered exactly what it is. Before you lost your virginity you wondered if something would snap up there. Thinking back on all those times you were horny but too scared to risk breakage, you’ll love the new name for hymen. Like balls loaded with semen, the RSFU (the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education) ...
Kate and Wills are a modern couple who have lived together, on and off, for years. It should come as no surprise that in addition to the dishes and vacuuming, something else they shared was sex. Yet, the Church of England is not so up-to-date. The Archbishop of Canterbury has decided not to officiate the ...
Remember how you felt right after popping your cherry? Or after a long dry spell? I Just Had Sex will refresh your memory. Hilariously true, except for one thing — Girls like sex too. Really. Think it is amazing that we would let you stick your penis in there? Imagine how excited we are that ...
Isa Blyth has reached the heart age of 106 and she is still a virgin — she has never even been kissed. She’s not complaining — she credits it with her longevity. Her niece told the Scottish Sun: “I’m not sure if anyone ever tried it on – but they never got anywhere! She says ...
The Times has given Ozzy Osbourne his own medical advice column (his qualification being the ability to defy death for the last three decades). This week a 30 year old virgin wrote in, asking whether he should start “playing the field” until that special someone comes along. Ozzy’s advice was painfully predictable.
Imagine a review of Twilight written by a middle aged Englishman who hates romance and thinks that vampires are the lamest monster ever. Oh yes, it happened. And it’s even funnier than you think. Charlie Brooker is a columnist for the Guardian who just found out that Twilight is a love story. Yesterday. His inexplicable ...
A 19-year-old New Zealand woman has auctioned off her virginity for over NZ$45,000 after receiving over 1,200 offers. She plans to use this money to pay her university tuition fees. It seems that New Zealand virginity isn’t quite as good as American virginity where a woman recently got an offer over $5 million. Is this becoming ...
The Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit is now available and is causing trouble in Egypt. It allows women who are not virgins to fake it so their new husbands will think their hymen has broken, something like blood will appear, and husbands will never know that their wives have had other lovers.
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