Having strong European genes has made hair removal one of the biggest challenges in my life. Earning a university degree? Yeah, whatever. It doesn’t compare to the in depth research I’ve done regarding Nair, wax strips, five bladed razors, bleach, shaving creams, and hair removal aftercare. I am still waiting for my tax rebate to ...
Canadian beavers are under attack. Our nation was founded because of the European obsession with our beavers. Men sailed over the ocean and traveled across the continent to get their hands on those soft, inviting pelts. Eventually, the explorers lost interest when they realized that the fur market had dried up, and now our economy ...
My niece, who is nearly three, has begun to notice the physical difference between the sexes, principally through observing the physique of her little brother at bath time. This has become a matter of some interest to her, and with a young child’s typical candour, she is prone to declaring what she, her parents, friends ...
The most astonishing natural wonder in the world sits neatly between your legs. Sometimes it’s treated as an embarrassment, while other times like it is a contagious disease. It is covered up, bleeped out and blurred over. But what if we embraced it? Take a look at that awesome part of anatomy and proudly say, ...
You can fake interest, fake an orgasm, and now you can fake your virginity. Surely many women will feel it’s ridiculous to order a false hymen in the mail, but for others coming from cultures where pre-marital sex is unacceptable, it may be a blessing. For just $29.95, women can order a fake hymen from ...
Teenagers are always secretly paranoid that they are freaks, and the secret is that this never really goes away. Most adults are convinced that their bodies, fetishes and sexuality are bizarre — completely different from the normal ones that other people have behind closed doors. But the truth is that we are all freaks, and ...
Is your punani pretty? Are you a fan of your fanny? Vulvas are one of the most feminine parts of our body. They’re quite a private part, hidden from most people by clothes and from us by biology. Yet many women are willing to risk damaging the nerves in this sensitive area in order to ...
Like an awkward adolescent at a party, Facebook has always had trouble with the ladies. Whether they are banning breasts, or the scars that show where those breasts used to be, it is clear that any reference to female sexuality is verboten. The puerile censors who scan the pages for obscene content have trouble telling ...
Want a new you for the new year? Douches are disasters and a vajazzling is so last year — so why not pop a squat over a a pot of boiling water? The “traditional” Korean vaginal steam bath is now available in spas across the country. The practice promises to fight infection, aid fertility, regulate ...
Do you detest your twat? Does your partner not like pussy? Then the Tajazzle is for you! “Put some bling in your fling!” In three easy steps we can guarantee your special area is: 1. Raspberry flavoured 2. Sparkley 3. Dry In other words, as far from a human vulva as humanly possible. Contact the ...
Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...
On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...
There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...
Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...
It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...
Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...
Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...
My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...
