Female genital mutilation surgery (FGM) is still being offered in the UK, despite being illegal. This thought horrifies me. Investigators from the Sunday Times report that doctors have offered to do the procedure on girls as young as ten. They also reportedly video taped a doctor, a dentist and an alternative medical practitioner offering to ...
Bad news, ladies. Companies have invented yet another thing that can be wrong with you. Not only is your hair too curly, your lips too thin, your waist too thick, and your armpits not smooth enough. Now it turns out that your vagina is too dark. But don’t fret! Your disgusting problem can be treated ...
Having strong European genes has made hair removal one of the biggest challenges in my life. Earning a university degree? Yeah, whatever. It doesn’t compare to the in depth research I’ve done regarding Nair, wax strips, five bladed razors, bleach, shaving creams, and hair removal aftercare. I am still waiting for my tax rebate to ...
Canadian beavers are under attack. Our nation was founded because of the European obsession with our beavers. Men sailed over the ocean and traveled across the continent to get their hands on those soft, inviting pelts. Eventually, the explorers lost interest when they realized that the fur market had dried up, and now our economy ...
My niece, who is nearly three, has begun to notice the physical difference between the sexes, principally through observing the physique of her little brother at bath time. This has become a matter of some interest to her, and with a young child’s typical candour, she is prone to declaring what she, her parents, friends ...
The most astonishing natural wonder in the world sits neatly between your legs. Sometimes it’s treated as an embarrassment, while other times like it is a contagious disease. It is covered up, bleeped out and blurred over. But what if we embraced it? Take a look at that awesome part of anatomy and proudly say, ...
You can fake interest, fake an orgasm, and now you can fake your virginity. Surely many women will feel it’s ridiculous to order a false hymen in the mail, but for others coming from cultures where pre-marital sex is unacceptable, it may be a blessing. For just $29.95, women can order a fake hymen from ...
Teenagers are always secretly paranoid that they are freaks, and the secret is that this never really goes away. Most adults are convinced that their bodies, fetishes and sexuality are bizarre — completely different from the normal ones that other people have behind closed doors. But the truth is that we are all freaks, and ...
Is your punani pretty? Are you a fan of your fanny? Vulvas are one of the most feminine parts of our body. They’re quite a private part, hidden from most people by clothes and from us by biology. Yet many women are willing to risk damaging the nerves in this sensitive area in order to ...
Like an awkward adolescent at a party, Facebook has always had trouble with the ladies. Whether they are banning breasts, or the scars that show where those breasts used to be, it is clear that any reference to female sexuality is verboten. The puerile censors who scan the pages for obscene content have trouble telling ...
It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...
The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...
Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...
Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...
My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...
Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...
The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...
Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...
