Want a new you for the new year? Douches are disasters and a vajazzling is so last year — so why not pop a squat over a a pot of boiling water? The “traditional” Korean vaginal steam bath is now available in spas across the country. The practice promises to fight infection, aid fertility, regulate ...
Do you detest your twat? Does your partner not like pussy? Then the Tajazzle is for you! “Put some bling in your fling!” In three easy steps we can guarantee your special area is: 1. Raspberry flavoured 2. Sparkley 3. Dry In other words, as far from a human vulva as humanly possible. Contact the ...
Well isn’t this interesting. The clothing company with the skeeziest pedigree has embraced the bush. Does this mean that the famous perv Dov Charney wants to strike a blow for women’s lib? Does he want to do some fancy footwork to repair his tarnished image? Nope. He’s just riding the wave, because bush has been ...
The new American airline regulations are meeting stiff resistance from the public. They don’t understand why they have to walk through a machine which shows them naked, but will not reveal anything hidden in cavities. They are angry that their only other options involves having their genitals groped by a stranger. The new frisking guidelines ...
I have been avoiding writing about sexy Hallowe’en costumes — saving that essential topic for a slow news day. The article would have included all the inane characters made risqué through a liberal use of fishnets, corsets and heels. Popular choices include the Slutty Ghost, Slutty Nun, Slutty Witch and Pussy-cat. Sigh. But I couldn’t ...
Vulvas are great. Ladies like’em and most men I’ve spoken to are big fans. But for some reason Facebook has decided that they are icky. If you discuss them on your Facebook page then your account might get deleted, without any warning.
Pubic hair is shocking. Proper ladies don’t have it, assuming it shows a lack of hygiene and general slothfulness. It’s also just so damn messy. However in a recent photo shoot for French Vogue, Crystal Renn proves that it is also just so damn sexy. [NSFW] Pubic hair was disappearing. It went from the wild ...
Birds do it. Bees do it. Even moss covered trees do it. Let’s do it. Lets look like naughty bits. We like looking at naked people. On some level we are all five years old and the idea of someone having a pee-pee is hilarious. This is even more true when the owner of the ...
Labioplasty, or surgery on the outer part of the vulva, is increasing as women search for “aesthetically pleasing genitals”. This is in spite of a lack of knowledge about any long-term effects. Women must understand that there is no such thing as a perfect vulva and by giving in to this surgery there are some very serious ...
Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...
The British nation stood shocked this morning. No, it was nothing to do with us being back in recession...
Dear Madame X, I am in an interracial marriage. Things are fine most of the time, but members of...
There’s not much that hasn’t been said about Alexander Trocchi’s treatment of women, real and literary. I read Young...
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My attention was brought this week to an article claiming that men exaggerate more than women. Nothing new in...
There I was in the supermarket. It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary shop. Nothing sinister about the...
Don’t tell anyone — but I turned 30 today! Last night, to celebrate the last day in my 20s,...
