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The Penis Is To Blame For All World Problems?

The Penis Is To Blame For All World Problems?

January 23, 2012 4 Comments

War, border tensions, street violence — all of these maladies are caused by the male sex drive, say psychologists. A new study supports the “male warrior hypothesis” that men evolved to be aggressive, especially towards outsiders. Researchers say that males needed to be aggressive in order to get the girl and reproduce. So through natural ...

Remember The Things We Most Want To Forget

Remember The Things We Most Want To Forget

November 11, 2011 No Comments

On this Remembrance Day, we take a moment to consider the fallen. We think about the young soldiers that will never return home, but also the children that will grow up missing a parent’s love, the wives that live in constant fear and the husbands who are ashamed that they cry themselves to sleep every ...

Hitler On Hormones

Hitler On Hormones

August 15, 2011 No Comments

There was nothing soft or kind about Hitler. If I could use one term to describe him it would probably be “cold-blooded killer,” but you have to wonder: would Hitler have been more in touch with his “feminine side” if he downed a bit of estrogen? Throughout the war, the Allies looked at various ways ...

Women Are War Booty

Women Are War Booty

June 7, 2011 1 Comment

It’s one thing to agree with the exchange of sex for money and quite another to propose it should be legal for women to be sex slaves. Salwa al Mutairi, a female Kuwaiti politician, has said that men should use women as sex slaves. But there’s more. She adds that prisoners from war-torn countries would ...

Mother’s Day Is Every Day

Mother’s Day Is Every Day

May 4, 2011 No Comments

We shouldn’t need an official report to enlighten us about the situation of mothers around the world. We should already know. It’s all well and good for Save the Children to give us a yearly report of what mothers are facing from the top of Mommyville (Norway) to the pits of it (Afghanistan). People need ...

Lara Logan May Be Afraid, But She Won’t Hide

Lara Logan May Be Afraid, But She Won’t Hide

May 3, 2011 No Comments

There’s no doubt that in times of war we all have an instinct to protect women and children, especially when sexual assault is often used as a weapon. Believe it or not, Lara Logan is one of the lucky ones. She got to come back to the United States to see her family. Unlike many ...

Are All Men Warriors Inside?

Are All Men Warriors Inside?

April 2, 2011 3 Comments

As Mrs Lobster and I sat on the couch this evening, watching the closing credits of the last episode of Band of Brothers roll up the screen through tear-brimmed eyes, she turned to me and asked: “Why is it that men like war films so much?” I have certainly always liked war films.  As a ...

Afghani Child Sex Slaves And Soldiers Acknowledged

Afghani Child Sex Slaves And Soldiers Acknowledged

January 31, 2011 No Comments

Sex slaves and child soldiers are common in Afghanistan and the government has acknowledged this problem to the United Nations. The government is going to sign an agreement with the UN’s special representative for children and armed conflict on an “action plan to combat the problem.” This will be the first time they “officially acknowledge ...

Rape As Torture

Rape As Torture

May 5, 2010 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, I don’t understand how rape works. I’ve read reports about soldiers in Africa who are forced, at gun point, to rape women as part of their ethnic cleansing. Afterward many of them say that they didn’t want to. If they really don’t want to, how did they get it up? Also, the ...

Porn, We’ll Hardly Miss You

Porn, We’ll Hardly Miss You

March 27, 2010 No Comments

The most amusing blog post of the week has to come from EgoTV, which sat in a windowless, darkened room for hours before emerging with 7 Things That Would Happen if ISPs Banned Porn.  It was funny, it was delightfully naughty, and it exposed the blog editor’s porn collection on film for the first time. ...

Girls’ Bikes Suck

It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

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