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About Water Sports (And I Don’t Mean Surfing)

About Water Sports (And I Don’t Mean Surfing)

March 23, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, While browsing some porn websites lately, I’ve come across clips of both men and women urinating while having sex or, rather, making urination a sex act in itself. At first, my curiosity was piqued. The more I watch, though, the more aroused I become. Now, I fantasize constantly about peeing in my girlfriend’s ...

Golden Showers And Hygiene

Golden Showers And Hygiene

August 25, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I really like golden showers, specifically when my lady pees in my mouth. My new girlfriend is hesitant about it and says that it is unhygienic and that under no circumstances will she do it. Can you please explain to her that pee is one of the most hygienic substances on earth, ...

All About Slimy Car Salesmen

We need a new car. Our current one is pretty old (though it works ok) but for boring administrative...

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup