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I Shaved My Cooch For This?!

I Shaved My Cooch For This?!

December 6, 2011 3 Comments

Having strong European genes has made hair removal one of the biggest challenges in my life. Earning a university degree? Yeah, whatever. It doesn’t compare to the in depth research I’ve done regarding Nair, wax strips, five bladed razors, bleach, shaving creams, and hair removal aftercare. I am still waiting for my tax rebate to ...

Pubes For Publicity: Cervical Cancer Campaign Rubs People The Wrong Way

Pubes For Publicity: Cervical Cancer Campaign Rubs People The Wrong Way

July 1, 2011 No Comments

Most of us agree that campaigns aimed at spreading awareness and raising money for cancer research are positive. Most of us will also agree that the Julyna campaign is going a bit too far in the name of publicity. Julyn‘s mission is: To increase awareness of cervical cancer, and to promote healthy lifestyle choices in ...

Bush Is The New Apparel In America

Bush Is The New Apparel In America

December 3, 2010 No Comments

Well isn’t this interesting. The clothing company with the skeeziest pedigree has embraced the bush. Does this mean that the famous perv Dov Charney wants to strike a blow for women’s lib? Does he want to do some fancy footwork to repair his tarnished image? Nope. He’s just riding the wave, because bush has been ...

Bush Is Back (Although It Never Left)

Bush Is Back (Although It Never Left)

August 11, 2010 No Comments

We’ve written before about how the bush is back. Before it was just a trend but now the Authorities on the subject have declared it to be so. Who are these experts? Porn stars, naturally. The last episode of Entourage included a fully nude Sasha Grey with a full bush. Because genital fashion always follows ...

Men Consider Yourselves Warned

May 31, 2010 5 Comments

Listen guys, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Draw your curtains and lock your door. I don’t want your girlfriend to find out about this. Ready? It’s not worth it. Stop the manscaping, the bicep curls and for god-sakes leave your genitals alone.

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Ode To Women’s Body Hair

Ode To Women’s Body Hair

April 27, 2010 1 Comment

I am a human being who happens to be a woman. This means, like all other human beings (close to 7 billion of us!), I have body hair. So why are people so afraid of women’s body hair?

Pubic Hair Is Back And Here To Stay

Pubic Hair Is Back And Here To Stay

April 21, 2010 3 Comments

Pubic hair is shocking. Proper ladies don’t have it, assuming it shows a lack of hygiene and general slothfulness. It’s also just so damn messy. However in a recent photo shoot for French Vogue, Crystal Renn proves that it is also just so damn sexy. [NSFW] Pubic hair was disappearing. It went from the wild ...

Hollywood Wants To Hold Me By The Short & Curlies When I’m Pregnant

Hollywood Wants To Hold Me By The Short & Curlies When I’m Pregnant

April 12, 2010 1 Comment

There are a lot of reasons to hate the new movie, The Back-up Plan. The plot looks ridiculous, the couple has no chemistry and J-Lo is trying to play the sweet and approachable girl next door. But when I saw the trailer it was four little words that had me dead set against the film: ...

Golden Globe Winner Slammed For Hairy Legs (Under Dress)

Golden Globe Winner Slammed For Hairy Legs (Under Dress)

January 20, 2010 1 Comment

The Daily Mail slammed this unshorn celebrity for a lack of personal grooming. “Strangely the 42-year-old had well pedicured, smooth feet complete with newly-applied nail varnish, but had neglected to tend to the hair on her legs.” Who had the gall hide her shame under a golden dress?

Beauty — Time Well Spent?

Beauty — Time Well Spent?

January 13, 2010 2 Comments

It hurts to be beautiful, my mother told me when I was five, pulling my hair into a ponytail. But since then more is required to maintain society’s status quo. While a man can look fine dashing out of the house in 20 minutes, a woman looks like she’s about to scrub the tub. When ...

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Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup