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Give Me Away? Give Me A Break!

Give Me Away? Give Me A Break!

February 27, 2012 2 Comments

I am of the school of feminists who feel very strongly that the concept of being “given away” at one’s wedding is ridiculous. Not only does it imply that upon getting married, I will be the property of my husband, but equally disturbing is the indication that I am currently the property of my family ...

Which Disney Princess Are You?

Which Disney Princess Are You?

July 7, 2011 No Comments

All Disney princesses are destined to find their Prince Charming, fall deeply in love, get married and live happily ever after. There aren’t many women out there who still don’t enjoy the occasional Disney movie no matter how old they are. Imagine: your wedding is coming up and it’s that moment you’ve been dreaming about ...

It’s An Open Marriage, But Does The Bride Know?

It’s An Open Marriage, But Does The Bride Know?

February 16, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My cousin is planning a big family wedding with lots of people and we have already agreed to attend (and bought the present!), but the last time we got together he told me that it was going to be an open marriage. Should I warn the bride? I don’t know her really, ...

British Rev Says Weddings Ruin Marriages — Could He Be Right?

British Rev Says Weddings Ruin Marriages — Could He Be Right?

August 7, 2010 No Comments

The wedding industry is greedy. This idea that people need to spend thousands of dollars on one day is absurd. Weddings should be less about how much money people can spend and more about finding unique ways to celebrate love.

For The Couple Who Says “I Don’t”

For The Couple Who Says “I Don’t”

June 22, 2010 1 Comment

It begins with an “I do,” lovingly staring into each other’s eyes. But when it ends, mountains of paperwork must be sifted through and signed off on. At best the couple avoids each other, but at worst they hurl invectives down telephone lines and internet cables. But Japan has a better idea — the divorce ...

Girls’ Bikes Suck

It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

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