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A 21st Century Madonna/Whore

A 21st Century Madonna/Whore

April 13, 2012 No Comments

This week I had a meltdown. In its wake, the remains of a Very Nice and Thoughtful Man who (I once spent a weekend with) (and) happened to be in the wrong email conversation at the wrong time, was being a bit flippant about the thing that was upsetting me. Let me give you some ...

Why Women Are Always Bitches

Why Women Are Always Bitches

October 27, 2011 No Comments

Toronto Mayor Tom Ford is under public fire after allegedly calling 9-1-1 dispatchers “bitches.” The problem was that he couldn’t get to his car. Comedian Mary Walsh of This Hour Has 22 Minutes was outside of the mayor’s home, hoping to speak with him. After attempting to get by her and her crew to get ...

Quote Of The Week

Quote Of The Week

October 24, 2011 No Comments

Women, you increase your odds of keeping your men by being faithful, a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom. ~ Phil Mitsch [Ed. while running for office, in 2011!]

Whores And Liars Don’t Get Raped

Whores And Liars Don’t Get Raped

July 6, 2011 No Comments

If you’re going to accuse a man of rape, make sure your sexual background is squeaky clean and you’ve never lied — or he won’t get tried. Whores and liars don’t get raped. It seems there’s a real possibility Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s trial could be dismissed with surfacing evidence that the chambermaid he’s accused of raping ...

Should A Housewife Be A Whore?

Should A Housewife Be A Whore?

June 5, 2011 1 Comment

A new Obedient Wives Club consists of 800 women who are determined to make their men more than satisfied sexually at all times, an idea springing up in different parts of the world as well. The plan is to keep their husbands happy in the bedroom to keep them from straying. This should also stop ...

Canada Decriminalizes Prostitution (For Now)

Canada Decriminalizes Prostitution (For Now)

September 29, 2010 1 Comment

In a landmark ruling, a judge has ruled the prostitution laws in Canada are unconstitutional, because they contribute to the danger faced by sex workers. Prostitution has never been illegal itself, but everything related to it has been — from living off the avails of prostitution, to running a bawdy house. The result it that ...

Why We Should Leave Mel Alone

July 12, 2010 No Comments

When his words crashed into the internet like a car-wreck, we couldn’t look away. Mad Mel is at it again, people said. I never liked him anyway, they said. There is a lot to say on this topic, but no one is stating the obvious: We should leave Mel alone.

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Girls’ Bikes Suck

It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

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