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Female Soccer Players Accused Of Being Men, Kicked Off Team

Female Soccer Players Accused Of Being Men, Kicked Off Team

June 23, 2011 No Comments

In the past couple years, African women athletes have been swarmed with question marks surrounding their gender. Caster Semenya was tested to determine if she was really a man after winning the 800 metre race at the 2009 World Championships. Semenya’s talent triumphed over questions of gender and she got to keep her gold medal, ...

100 Years Of Celebrating Women

100 Years Of Celebrating Women

March 8, 2011 No Comments

Happy International Women’s Day! As we move forward into the wonderful future before us, take some time to remember the women who helped us get where we are today. (History is never entirely accurate. How many errors can you spot?) Contact the author here: editors@morningquickie.com

Women Turned On By Monkeys — But Not Men

Women Turned On By Monkeys — But Not Men

January 24, 2011 No Comments

Apparently men will not do anything in a skirt. When shown sexual stimuli men will only become aroused when the porn corresponds to their own sexual preferences. Women are a little more loosey-goosey. We will become aroused when shown most sex acts, even when the partners are not human. That’s right, we like a little ...

Lamentations Of A Modern Independent Working Woman Who Wishes She Wasn’t

Lamentations Of A Modern Independent Working Woman Who Wishes She Wasn’t

December 3, 2010 No Comments

Last week I put the love of my life on a plane to half way around the world and I have no idea when I will see him again. It breaks my heart but I don’t have a choice. He just got a job there, and I have a job here. For the time being, ...

Subway Exhibitionist Is Exposed

Subway Exhibitionist Is Exposed

November 23, 2010 No Comments

Generally when a woman in a crowded subway car is pinched, fondled or rubbed against she moves away as quickly as possible and doesn’t make a scene. Perhaps it was a mobile phone sticking out of his bag… One commuter refused to take it any more and called out her harasser, much to his embarrassment ...

I Ain’t No Lady

I Ain’t No Lady

September 13, 2010 2 Comments

The history of language teaches us a lot about how people saw the world, and it also tells us a little about how we see it today. Vagina comes from vaginate, which means a sheath (as in a place to hold a long, hard sword). The Latin word replaced the Anglo-Saxon cunt, which managed to encompass ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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