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We All Objectify Women

We All Objectify Women

May 16, 2012 1 Comment

Whenever someone sees an Axe commercial, the cover of a Playboy magazine or a poster for the next big action movie, they are most likely looking at a picture of a woman’s body that has been over-sexualized. A new psychological study has found that when people view these pictures, they see these women literally as ...

Stop Starving Yourself, Those Hips Aren’t Getting Any Smaller

Stop Starving Yourself, Those Hips Aren’t Getting Any Smaller

May 30, 2011 No Comments

Your hips are getting bigger, and there is nothing you can do about it. A new study has determined that with time, everyone’s hip bones expand, no matter what size or weight we are. The desire to remain thin is often a lifelong struggle, mainly for women. We starve, we purge, we acquire eating disorders, ...

My Virtual Boobs

My Virtual Boobs

May 10, 2011 1 Comment

Yes, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A handful really is enough. I’m not trying to be politically correct or anything, but I really do love women in all shapes and sizes. I tip my hat to all those big racks out there and embrace small chests too. Cute and va-va-voom. Both ...

Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

May 5, 2011 1 Comment

You’ve always wondered exactly what it is. Before you lost your virginity you wondered if something would snap up there. Thinking back on all those times you were horny but too scared to risk breakage, you’ll love the new name for hymen. Like balls loaded with semen, the RSFU (the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education) ...

The Art Of (In)Fertility

The Art Of (In)Fertility

November 9, 2010 No Comments

Art often brings our attention to things that we try to push from our minds. Such is the case with Brigitte Coreman’s Life Clock. The clock is set according to a woman’s age and first menstruation. Every 28 days, one ceramic bead will be counted on the necklace, each of which represents the 500 chances a woman ...

Facebook (OK With Being A Dick, But Not A Cunt) Censors Women’s Pages

Facebook (OK With Being A Dick, But Not A Cunt) Censors Women’s Pages

August 1, 2010 No Comments

Vulvas are great. Ladies like’em and most men I’ve spoken to are big fans. But for some reason Facebook has decided that they are icky. If you discuss them on your Facebook page then your account might get deleted, without any warning.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Bares All

Catherine Zeta-Jones Bares All

April 15, 2010 1 Comment

  Who says women over 40 can’t be sexy?! Catherine Zeta-Jones has finally bared all at the tender age of 40. And boy is she gorgeous. Her first ever nude photo shoot will be in Allure magazine at the end of April. I have been a fan of the Welsh beauty since The Darling Buds ...

Curvy Women Make Men High

Curvy Women Make Men High

February 25, 2010 No Comments

New research has shown that looking at a curvy woman actives the same pleasure centres in a man’s brain as drugs. Of course, the hourglass figure was the most simulating of all. “The caucasian, westernised female has somehow been duped into thinking men like very skinny, waify, Kate Moss-type girls. Curviness is the trump card. ...

Love Magazine Claims Naked Models Show Variety Of Women’s Shapes

Love Magazine Claims Naked Models Show Variety Of Women’s Shapes

February 2, 2010 3 Comments

Models may be stunning but to claim they show that “perfection…varies” is ridiculous. This is what Love Magazine is claiming to do with naked supermodels (such as Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss) on their next cover.

She Has A Total Test Tube Figure

She Has A Total Test Tube Figure

November 11, 2009 1 Comment

Modern women are shunning the traditional hour glass figure. They want smaller hips, but are willing to accept larges waists. This trend towards a more masculine figure has been along time coming, as Tom Wolfe famously called the style “boys with breasts.” Women also want to lose more weight than their 1950s counterparts. The study ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup