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Extreme Animal Lovin’ Causes Cancer

Extreme Animal Lovin’ Causes Cancer

November 9, 2011 1 Comment

Apparently there is more than one way to be an animal lover. The term usually refers to someone who, plain and simple, loves animals. Each day I do whatever I can to enrich the life of my kitty, whether it means petting, cuddling or playing with him. Like an animal rights activist or someone who ...

Bestiality Banned In Florida

Bestiality Banned In Florida

May 28, 2011 No Comments

That’s right, along with changing laws regarding pensions and citrus farming Florida Gov. Rick Scott passed a bill yesterday that outlawed bestiality. The even stranger thing is that it took the Legislator three tries before this law finally passed. Other legislatures were squeamish and thought it was a waste of time because bestiality never happened, ...

Groom Passes Out After Marrying Cow

Groom Passes Out After Marrying Cow

June 13, 2010 1 Comment

Mothers sometimes warn daughters off premarital sex, saying “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” I never understood the connection between cows, sex and marriage until I heard about an Indonesian boy who was forced to marry a cow to atone for his “defilement” of her.

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

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